The Candidates as follows:

Iraq Obama- I'm sorry I mean Barrack "Alabama" Obama. He's the feel good candidate. He says all the right things. His policies, well he doesn't really have any does he. But he carries himself with the coolness of James Dean. His message is aimed at saying whatever will make you feel comfortable and good.

Hillary "Rat"ham Clinton- Where do I start. She's your typical don't turn your back on me kind of friend. She's your class "A" deciever. She's the kind of person that tells you to your face your the best. And then she's telling her friend Kathy your a stinky snob. She's much too clever for her own good. In the end she will fall short. It all started tumbling downward with her fake crying incident.

Mike Huckleberry Finn- Who knows why he's still around. He must be positioning for Vice Presidency.

John Rambo McCain- He's far too liberal for the true Republican. Plus the country is tired of Bush's Republican party. Old man McCain is going to lose. He'll keep it close because of the tricks they will play to keep people from making the right vote. But in the end the one some have labeled the Antichrist Mr. Obama will win. His slickness will lead him to victory. Even though he doesn't have a true policy insight. Just another puppet for the show. Hey where's my popcorn?

Disclaimer: I made all this stuff up. Who knows whether it's true or not.