SUnday, May 25, 2008
7 Simple (Home Remedies)
1. If you are choking on
an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop away.
3.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat by simply using
the sink
4. For high blood pressure
sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer
5. A mouse trap, placed on
top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back
to sleep after you hit the snooze button
6. If you have a bad
cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough
7. Have a bad toothache?
Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache
SUnday, May 11, 2008
Today was a Good Day
All in all today was a good day. Most importantly I got to spend some time with the woman that was responsible for bringing me into this world. We had dinner together and had some good conversation.
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